The importance of toilet paper
Did you ever stop to consider just how horrifyingly important toilet paper is? Think about it. Your in work, at home, out somewhere, anywhere at all an you find that theres none available. What to do?
Your options are limited – wait for someone to come in and overcome the shame to ask for help. Or just … not use any…
You’re actually thinking about it aren’t you ye sick hippy? No toilet paper means the end of life and civilisation as we know it. It would be a truly horrendous event, and one in which I shall bravely shoot myself before succumbing to heathen and barbarous practices.
Eeeewwwww……
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Doomsday advice: if the economy collapsed (op, did I say that?) and you couldn’t buy toilet paper what would you do? Get a bathroom bidet sprayer from http://www.bathroomsprayers.com and you won’t have to worry about it. The water will still be running long after the toilet paper stops reaching the store shelves and in the mean time you’ll be saving money that you can use to stock up on canned soup. Think I’m joking? Wait till you have to choose between those rolls of super-soft Charmin or a sandwich.
Good advice Jeff. They manage fine without toilet paper in lots of countries – they use specially designed ‘hoses’ or bidets. A lot more environmentally friendly, and more hygienic. We’re the backwards ones!
To be honest, while intellectually I can understand the reasoning behind hoses and bidets, the thought just sends a shiver up my spine. It’d be somewhere up there with the thoughts of having a colonic irrigation.